Total Medals Earned: 462 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,295 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Operation Fit-Into-Place is successful!
Obtain the real treasure.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (175/175 points)
Ash survived!
Phil survived!
Rodney survived!
Sydney survived!
Vivica survied. :/
Holy crap, they all made it!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Score 500 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 1000 points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (70/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
It's sad because you died, it's cool because of medal.
Mommy I want to ride this one!
When life sucks eat cupcakes
All that reading for one medal
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.